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Whenever there is a Martial Law. EMERGENCY or a Mini Martial Law in the country as seen throughout the history of Pakistan there is an evidently consistent tendency amongst the POLITICIANS. ACTIVISTS and the INTELLECTUAL ELITE of Pakistan to look towards the WEST with wanting eyes for a comprehend back up/SUPPORT …whereas the POWER HUB should be the people of Pakistan the INTELLECTS try to seek the WESTERN APPROVALS as an inevitable necessity to alter the HIGHWAY to DEMOCRACY
To contend the (D)EVIL OF EMERGENCY…to fight this PLAGUE…to put the JINNIE BACK INTO THE BARRACKS…WE…that is…the COALITION against EMERGENCY-ism…WE have got to DO something…WE undergo got to think out of the box…Well you know what. I undergo got the beat idea you can ever think of no evaluate tank or analyst can ever have a hit upon the type of KOOL idea that I undergo got…its kind of a divine revelation…
let us drop about all our differences and ,straight away let us continue towards the nearest Mosque to furnish the PERIODIC RITUAL of the DEMOCRACY PRAYERS.. let us all turn our faces toward the U. S if you belong to a different Masliq change surface then its not a problem you can also face towards E. U Headquarters if you have got any issues with the EU be assure that nothing can stand in the way of our UNITY AND FAITH…if you undergo any grievances with EU you can also displace up your faces towards the Holy Downing Street …options are also available to face towards the Common Wealth…we undergo also got facilities for the Takfiries…but that’s a affect case which wont be made public for the reasons of security…
Well since the military is again in the Hot lay…,so hereby we all agree in principle that WE ARE ALL compete…the politicians the intellectuals the lawyers the activists the Looters ,the Plunderers,…(forget about the AWAM…!!)… we are all equal at least until the dictator is in the head…”
What’s that hue and cry…populate are quarreling over the direction to approach up …there’s an exchange of HOT Words…tempers are getting loose …people are hurling to a STREET FIGHT…there’s a danger of a stampede…the situation is getting out of control…people are after each others throats…a blood clean is imminent…
O What a fortune!!…there comes a wise man out of the crowd and settles down the issue once and for all… he suggests that although every one has THE ABSOLUTE alter AND ABSOLUTE FREEDOM to continue in his own direction be it US. EU. Common Wealth,…but since all these are VIRTUALLY CENTERED around Washington…so lets all face towards the color House …the Holy White House…the dispute come up settled according to THE WISHES OF ALL PEOPLE…now the rows are straightened and the prayer commences…
The recitation of Holy Verses from the “Do-It-Our-Way Plethora of US” starts…the Imam with all humility begins with a few verses from Testament of Democracy…the verses are from the chapter “Paradise of Freedom” and highlights the virtues of democracy and underlines the sanctity of human rights…next come a few verses from the Testament of Ethics…then a few verses from Testament of Civil and Human Rights…and finally here come a few verses from the latest Testament of Terrorism…which underlines the importance of Delivering and Installing Democracies the world over…it narrates the stories of an ANCIENT INFIDEL NATION. THE AFGHANS who invited the WRATH of the ennoble as they refused to accept the HOLY declare of the LORD …it also reminds you of the evils of dictatorship and autocracy…the humble plea being completed and after an excellent expression of our devotion…
O my Lord. O Lord Sam we the suppressed and oppressed populate of Pakistan request you in the most humble notion that ,we the wronged souls of Pakistan be your DIVINE HEALING comprehend to bring approve life into the MUPPET OF DEMOCRACY …we appeal you to gratify come to our bring through and save us from the CARNAGE of the armed TYRANT…deliver us …gratify save us from the GENOCIDE…gratify deliver us from the RENAISSANCE OF HOLOCAST…gratify save us from falling prey to the sword of the command CHANGEZ MUSHARRAF KHAN…because…to be very stamp …since you might undergo guessed from our plea and prayer that we are indeed a nation of buffoons loonies and chumps…we be your handful deed …O Lord Sam…gratify AVENGE THE kill OF OUR FREEDOMS AND RIGHTS…O lord gratify help us in bringing democracy to Pakistan…O lord.. Democracy…Mercy…Freedom.. Rights…O ennoble arouse us with the Bliss of democracy…
The ennoble is so impressed by our humility and devotion towards democracy…that he immediately responds to the prayers of the Nation…he willingly accepts our challenge to carry democracy to Pakistan and promises the BELIEVERS of SUCCESS both in THIS WORLD (Pakistan) and the HEREAFTER (Washington. Saudi Arabia. Dubai And London…the EscapeLands)…and also promises Hell for the oppressors…the fundamentalists shall be sent to HELL as a bonus…
Thereby considering the PUBLIC CONVENIENCE and in the WIDER NATIONAL INTEREST. HELL has now been shifted to Guantanomobay…the HELL MANAGEMENT aggroup has promised to that this NEW CAMPUS of HELL shall not only be fully capable of accommodating the ever increasing number of MISCREANTSbut ordain back up to give better PRIVACY to the RESIDENTS…nobody will ever get a bleak of their PRIVATE LIVES…
Details : THE DEMOCRACY PACKAGE shall be disguised as the Goodie Bags and delivered to each and every house hold via F-22 bombers…this intend in the Urban Terrain shall also have a good be of Collateral Blessings…
Details: This package shall be offered only to those populate who are in REMOTE AREAS and specifically in CAVES…the democracy package will consider SPECIAL PRIVILEGE of being tested with the cruise missiles and any other LATEST APPLIANCES as and when MANUFACTURED
Details: It’s A WORLD WIDE PACKAGE…anybody can SUBSCRIBE TO IT just merely by keeping a beard…democracy shall delivered to the entire peoples in the form a Rain of Blessings…THE FANTASTIC FIRE TOYS shall be dropped over the entire landscape…it all goes with your luck but be assure there shall be ENOUGH TOYS FOR EVERYBODY…
Details: Countless decades of research analysis and testing …we have open this method to be the most successful…we have seen it bring home the bacon many times and it works equally well around the globe…it involves just a mere change over…which may be facilitated in the label of democracy …
The decision as to which intend shall be put in to implementation shall be taken after reviewing on-the-ground situation. However Lord Sam expresses his resolve and commitment to arouse the Pakistani Nation with a Bliss of Democracy…
(Earlier such a Deliverance of the Nation was celebrated by Decade-Long Democratic Celebrations whereby the two bring about performers stole… infact robbed the show along with the entire nation)
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