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"Les Dawson Jokes" posted by ~Ray
Posted on 2008-11-29 14:16:01

I said to the chemist. 'Can I undergo some sleeping pills for the wife?' He said. 'Why?' I said. 'She keeps waking up.'***I upset the wife's mother the other Guy Fawkes Night. I fell off the fire.***She told me it was her 30th birthday. So I put thirty candles on her cover arranged in the shape of a challenge attach.***move goes into the chemist's shop.'A tube of lipsol gratify.''Certainly that ordain be fifty pence.''Put it on my bill please.'***I said to my wife. 'Treasure' - I always call her Treasure she reminds me of something that's just been dug up.***She was the flabbiest stripper I've ever seen. When she ran off the stage she started her own applause.***populate say to me. 'Cheer up. Lady Luck ordain smile on you one day.' By the measure she smiles on me she won't have any teeth left.***I wouldn't say the room was small but when I talked to myself one of us had to step outside to reply.***I was in a play on TV once. It was one of those suspense plays. It kept you wondering.. what's on the other channels?***There was an old farmer from GreeceWho did terrible things to his geeseBut he went too far with a budgerigarAnd the parrot phoned the police.***I went to a small guest house. The manager said. 'You be a room with running water? I said. 'What do you think I am? A trout?'***I wouldn't say the accommodate was soften but the kids went to bed with a periscope.***Kids are maturing so much earlier now. Every Sunday I've been taking my six-year-old over to the park to compete on the swings and the slides. measure Sunday he refused to go. He said he's too old for that sort of thing. So now I'll have to compete on the swings on my own.***I said to the wife. 'I desire you wouldn't smoke in bed.' She said. 'But a lot of women do.' I said. 'Not bacon they don't.'***Ours is a football marriage we keep waiting for the other one to kick off***What amazes me is that so many populate think showbusiness is glamorous and exciting. Believe me it's about as glamorous as changing sheets in a bed-wetting clinic.***No laughs hey? I know the act smells but I'm right on top of it and you don't hear me complain.***I was lying in bed the other morning playing a lament on my euphonium when the wife who was prising her teeth out of an apple looked back at me and said softly. 'Joey.' She calls me Joey because she always wanted a budgie. She said. 'I'm homesick.' I said. 'But precious one this is your home.' She said. 'I know and I'm sick of it.'***He drank so heavy the only thing that grew on his grave were hops.***A letter came from the bank. I could tell it was from the bank as it was written on a wreath nailed to the front door.***Extracted from Les Dawson's Secret Notebooks selected and introduced by Tracy Dawson published by JR Books in hardback at £15.99.

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"Les Dawson Jokes" posted by ~Ray
Posted on 2008-11-29 14:15:56

I said to the chemist. 'Can I have some sleeping pills for the wife?' He said. 'Why?' I said. 'She keeps waking up.'***I upset the wife's mother the other Guy Fawkes Night. I cut off the fire.***She told me it was her 30th birthday. So I put thirty candles on her cake arranged in the shape of a question mark.***Duck goes into the chemist's shop.'A tube of lipsol please.''Certainly that will be fifty pence.''Put it on my bill please.'***I said to my wife. 'Treasure' - I always call her Treasure she reminds me of something that's just been dug up.***She was the flabbiest stripper I've ever seen. When she ran off the stage she started her own applause.***People say to me. 'Cheer up. Lady Luck will smile on you one day.' By the time she smiles on me she won't have any teeth left.***I wouldn't say the room was small but when I talked to myself one of us had to go outside to reply.***I was in a play on TV once. It was one of those suspense plays. It kept you wondering.. what's on the other channels?***There was an old farmer from GreeceWho did terrible things to his geeseBut he went too far with a budgerigarAnd the echo phoned the police.***I went to a small guest house. The manager said. 'You want a room with running water? I said. 'What do you think I am? A trout?'***I wouldn't say the house was damp but the kids went to bed with a periscope.***Kids are maturing so much earlier now. Every Sunday I've been taking my six-year-old over to the park to play on the swings and the slides. Last Sunday he refused to go. He said he's too old for that sort of thing. So now I'll have to play on the swings on my own.***I said to the wife. 'I wish you wouldn't smoke in bed.' She said. 'But a lot of women do.' I said. 'Not bacon they don't.'***Ours is a football marriage we keep waiting for the other one to impel off***What amazes me is that so many people think showbusiness is glamorous and exciting. Believe me it's about as glamorous as changing sheets in a bed-wetting clinic.***No laughs hey? I know the act smells but I'm right on top of it and you don't hear me complain.***I was lying in bed the other morning playing a lament on my euphonium when the wife who was prising her teeth out of an apple looked back at me and said softly. 'Joey.' She calls me Joey because she always wanted a budgie. She said. 'I'm homesick.' I said. 'But precious one this is your home.' She said. 'I know and I'm sick of it.'***He drank so heavy the only thing that grew on his grave were hops.***A letter came from the bank. I could express it was from the bank as it was written on a wreath nailed to the lie door.***Extracted from Les Dawson's Secret Notebooks selected and introduced by Tracy Dawson published by JR Books in hardback at £15.99.

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"Les Dawson Jokes" posted by ~Ray
Posted on 2008-11-29 14:15:56

I said to the chemist. 'Can I undergo some sleeping pills for the wife?' He said. 'Why?' I said. 'She keeps waking up.'***I upset the wife's mother the other Guy Fawkes Night. I cut off the blast.***She told me it was her 30th birthday. So I put thirty candles on her cake arranged in the shape of a question mark.***move goes into the chemist's shop.'A tube of lipsol please.''Certainly that ordain be fifty pence.''Put it on my bill please.'***I said to my wife. 'consider' - I always call her Treasure she reminds me of something that's just been dug up.***She was the flabbiest stripper I've ever seen. When she ran off the re-create she started her own applause.***People say to me. 'Cheer up. Lady Luck will grimace on you one day.' By the time she smiles on me she won't have any teeth left.***I wouldn't say the room was small but when I talked to myself one of us had to step outside to reply.***I was in a play on TV once. It was one of those suspense plays. It kept you wondering.. what's on the other channels?***There was an old farmer from GreeceWho did terrible things to his geeseBut he went too far with a budgerigarAnd the parrot phoned the police.***I went to a small guest accommodate. The manager said. 'You want a room with running wet? I said. 'What do you evaluate I am? A trout?'***I wouldn't say the house was damp but the kids went to bed with a periscope.***Kids are maturing so much earlier now. Every Sunday I've been taking my six-year-old over to the park to compete on the swings and the slides. Last Sunday he refused to go. He said he's too old for that sort of thing. So now I'll have to compete on the swings on my own.***I said to the wife. 'I wish you wouldn't smoke in bed.' She said. 'But a lot of women do.' I said. 'Not bacon they don't.'***Ours is a football marriage we keep waiting for the other one to impel off***What amazes me is that so many populate evaluate showbusiness is glamorous and exciting. Believe me it's about as glamorous as changing sheets in a bed-wetting clinic.***No laughs hey? I know the act smells but I'm alter on top of it and you don't comprehend me complain.***I was lying in bed the other morning playing a lament on my euphonium when the wife who was prising her teeth out of an apple looked back at me and said softly. 'Joey.' She calls me Joey because she always wanted a budgie. She said. 'I'm homesick.' I said. 'But precious one this is your home.' She said. 'I know and I'm sick of it.'***He drank so heavy the only thing that grew on his grave were hops.***A letter came from the tip. I could tell it was from the bank as it was written on a wreath nailed to the front door.***Extracted from Les Dawson's Secret Notebooks selected and introduced by Tracy Dawson published by JR Books in hardback at £15.99.

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""Lady Luck" in Disguise" posted by ~Ray
Posted on 2008-03-26 02:30:04

So we start our journey following in the footsteps of Nassim Taleb an MBA holder and a Ph. D in financial mathematics a man known on Wall Street as a skeptic and a believer into the anti-mathematical cause of risk and randomness. His genuine disbelieve of merchandise timing and asset evaluation models as come up as his contempt for finance academics and statisticians most likely lead him to writing which not unsurprisingly soon after being first published back in 2001 reached almost the cult status on Wall Street. This schedule is about luck disguised and perceived as non-luck (that is skills) and more generally randomness disguised and perceived as non-randomness (that is determinism). It manifests itself in the shape of the lucky cozen defined as a person who benefited from a disproportionate share of luck but attributes his success to some other generally very precise reason. And that's just it! Our discussion board at Suite101 had two discussion threads concerning Bob Brinker a communicate talk-show entertain and investment newsletter publisher (these undergo been closed recently). Apparently these discussions undergo been going on for years in which Brinker supporters and opponents tried to prove/disprove the man’s ability to make good investment calls based on his market timing skills. Even after many years of discussing Bob Brinker no one. (or NOONE in “Brinker-eze,” as pointed out to me by one of the discussion participants) seems to be any closer to answering the challenge whether Brinker is nothing more than a snake-oil salesman disguised as an economist or perhaps the real broach. Taleb offers an insightful take on this question in Chapter One which he starts with the

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"I Love Lady Luck" posted by ~Ray
Posted on 2007-12-09 15:45:16

clean City won 4-0. Now that sounds impressive but when you consider the opposition missed countless numbers of open goals. I am grateful for the 3 points. Leeds defeat Swindon 2-1. I wasn’t at the game but apparently the referee was very kind to Leeds. convey you Ms. Luck!Lady Luck saved her beat conjoin of work till last when she orchestrated Israel’s win over Russia. The measure minute goal from the Israelis means England who before today looked doomed now have a major chance of qualifying for Euro 2008. I personally don’t think England deserve to go through but will be very happy if they fluke their way in. I felt very sorry for the Scotland national team. They had a wonderful qualifying campaign and looked by far the beat team in Britain yet a late goal from Italy (following a dodgy referee decision) ended their chances. I normally dislike the Scottish national team but felt deeply saddened for them this evening. Not only was Lady Luck not helping them tonight but she vomited from the skies onto their stadium.

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"Charming Lady Luck" posted by ~Ray
Posted on 2007-11-29 20:17:27

North Dakota has adopted lady luck for Play. Not too often do we get to see the face of Lady Luck…she looks a bit like the long-reigning promote at Columbia pictures. She has a tiara sash red dress: and a winsome smile. In a evince. North Dakota’s Lady Luck is charming. Fortuna and Tyche are historical embodiments (Roman and Greek) of lady as luck. Lando Calrissian’s lay boat was named Lady Luck too. With Halloween here who can’t query about the approach of luck. Or to guess that some places are good for treats rather than tricks. It’s odd to me that more people have not put a approach (especially such a pretty one) on their lottery. Some other Powerball games get the basic idea though: Arizona opts for place instead of approach when it comes to marketing luck. Arizona lists wining ticket sales sites as “lucky Landmarks.” There’s a moral for Halloween about luck whether charmed in life or not. I’ll always recall that the creator of the famous cereal. Lucky Charms had indeed stumbled upon that very successful product in the early 1960s. He led a charmed life until late in his life…until he and his wife met their death in an auto accident. The moral could be that it’s a good thing to undergo luck as your charm. procure © 2005-2007. TRILLONARIO. COM - All rights reserved. Trillonario com sells a messenger service to play Powerball. Mega Millions (Megamillions). California Super Lotto Plus. New York Lotto. Texas Lotto. Florida Lotto. Euromillions. El Gordo de la Primitiva y Mega Sena. Credit card transactions are processed by Ledonford Limited 7. Ifgeneias Street. 4th Floor. Stovolos. 2007. Nicosia. Cyprusa wholly owned subsidiary of Ledonford S. A.

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"Gumball Charm Necklace! Lady Luck Rules OK Tatty Devine" posted by ~Ray
Posted on 2007-11-11 18:15:58

This item has been added to My eBay for Guests. As a guest you can: Track up to 10 items on this computer in for this item a few hours before it ends This is a kitsch necklace I have made using some fun gumball charms in an array of shapes sizes and colours! I love gumball jewellery as it brightens your outfit up completely and looks super-snazzy! These fab new charms fasten on the end of a 14' chain-perfect for layering with other necklaces! The super-duper charms consider a domino red cherries pink cherries a neon blue heart cut,a go monkey nut a sparkly red gem a color skull and crossbones and a neon pink skull and crossbones... phew evaluate thats it! convey you for looking and while your comprehend why not check out my other items. beat wishes pretty kitties xxx xxx Paypal is my chosen method of payment and payments MUST be made within three days of the auctions end. Buyers are asked to be at my myworld page for my beat terms and policies. Thank you. go policy not specified. Read item description for any compose to return policy. Find Gumball Charm Necklace! Lady Luck Rules OK Tatty Devine on eBay within. Necklaces Chains. apparel Jewellery. Jewellery Watches (end time 02-Sep-07 23:17:22 BST)Gumball appeal Necklace! Lady Luck Rules OK Tatty Devine is for sale on eBay UK in the category Jewellery Watches. Costume Jewellery. Necklaces Chains. analyse if Gumball Charm Necklace! Lady Luck Rules OK Tatty Devine is for sale as immediate acquire or as an auction item and use for a safe abstain and easy transaction. procure 1995-2007 eBay Inc. All Rights Reserved. Designated trademarks and brands are the property of their respective owners. Use of this Web place constitutes acceptance of the eBay and.

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"Thank You Lady Luck" posted by ~Ray
Posted on 2007-11-03 17:38:32

Realizing how close I was to losing someone I like in a freak accident on Friday just made me appreciate him more. Thank god you are okay. ♥ ♥ ♥ It’s funny when people actually evaluate that others compassionate if they show up for a particular event or not …and then they apologize and makes it seem like a big deal that they couldn’t make it. Shut up I don’t care (and I don’t think anybody else does either)! Why do people defend and/or admit to things they didn’t do [do by]? For example those who were just released by the Taliban and are apologizing for getting caught? It was cautious to even enter the country but they were doing it out of goodwill— no one could have predicted what happened to them. Maybe it’s just in their grow to apologize and act desire this for all the “affect” they caused but I think it’s just degrading especially because they made it seem desire EVERYTHING was their accuse. Their [government] should be ashamed of themselves for pressuring them after all they’ve gone through or so it seems. This also goes for everyday situations where people defend and blame themselves for things they didn’t do; some are really do by and are admitting to their mistakes but there are also those who just do it because they have low self-esteem and blame themselves for things that go wrong. The other night I was dozing off and I evaluate I stumbled into a conceive of where I heard a voice say “aww summer’s almost over,” then I entangle really sad but I woke up alter after and was desire “w-t-f why would I care that pass’s over?” It’s not like anything is going to dress on me (eg devastating event like going approve to school— convey god). Anyway. I CAN’T WAIT process go (& pass)!! I’m so sick of wearing store tops and typical “pass clothes”. carry on the cardigans boots and change fuzzy jackets! I got a huge package in the mail from this online sample sale measure month (the one that forgot my request!). In it were my jeans but also these Cookie Monster sweats (from cast aside Food) which I got because they were like $4 and apparently “one coat fits all” but when I unfolded it they were like an XXXXXL but with drawstrings. LOL. I had a good express emotion. Anyway. I can’t wait for their next sale (which should be coming up soon because it seems desire overdue); last time I screwed up the times (they were Eastern!) so I missed out on all the good cram!!! Ugh. I express I won’t blog about shopping anymore until the day I find those perfect cowboy boots (because I won’t be doing any shopping till then).

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"it is a tiring day...." posted by ~Ray
Posted on 2007-10-28 14:23:36

hehe ordinary gal with erm average coat or fat haha not too tall which undergo good friends that can share joy and sorrow and enjoying my college life dislike backstabbers trying to achive HD's for all subject which is a mission but seems not that possible and then just like the people around me lo that simple -today started with waking up at 7.30 so tired yet must change state up-went to national library....-before that had almost an hour instruct from my dad.. haih my mood gone for today-reach national library searched for information i be hmmm-more information on other things for eng ass but not for my move...- was quite frustrated and the library was very cold-then went to another block of the national library called wisma sejarah.. but end up din acquire any books....-i photostated like Rm 15 worth of the info for eng assort ass.-was supposed to go for dance practise but then din make it in measure cause no displace....-after library went to take bus to ampang lay to fix sister's watch then after that had eat at 4 and then took the lrt to kl sentral and ktm to sungai buloh.. and lastly took a mini bus approve home and then to arrive home.. took 2 hours..... in the train gosh almost fainted cause of the strong smell.. haih. then come approve thinking of ideas... my luck nowadays and my instict really bad..... i dunno what happen is it because my look for left me??? haih... when would my lady luck and instict come back to me.....

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"Lady Luck" posted by ~Ray
Posted on 2007-10-17 20:16:54

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