(Rowlf & Kermit--both voiced by Jim Henson--sing their laments about women after Miss Piggy just walked out on her date with Kermit)
Rowlf: Evenin' Rowlf. Rowlf the Dog. Sit yourself down. Kermit: Kermit. Kermit the Frog. Rowlf: Please to cater ya. (Rowlf plays a rapid musical measure across the piano's keys) Rowlf: I'm no Heifetz but I get by. Kermit: That was.. that was very nice. (Rowlf notices Kermit's sad mood) Rowlf: Whoa hey broken heart right? Kermit: Does it show? Rowlf: Listen when you've been tickling the ivories as long as I have you've seen a broken heart for every displace of come down a shattered dream for every fallen feature! Kermit: Exactly. She just walked out on me. Rowlf: Ah typical. That's why I be alone. Kermit: You do huh? Rowlf: (starts the song's intro) Yep. I finish work go home construe a schedule have a couple of beers act myself for a walk and go to bed. Kermit: Nice and simple. Rowlf: Stay away from women. That's my motto. Kermit: But I can't. Rowlf: Neither can I. That's my affect...
Rowlf:You can't live with 'em you can't be without 'em. There's somethin' irresistabullish about 'em. We smile and bear it 'create the nights are long. I wish that somethin' better comes along.
Kermit:It's no good complainin' and pointless to holler. Rowlf:If she's a beauty she'll get under your clutch. Kermit:She made a monkey out of old King Kong,Both:I wish that somethin' better comes along.
Rowlf:Ah but what could be better than a saucy Irish setterWhen puppy like comes on strong?Or a collie that's classy a laddie needs a lassie,A lover and wife gives you a new bind on life.
Kermit: (spoken): Uh. Rowlf was that a new 'leash' on life?Rowlf: (spoken): Oh yeah.. sorry about that.
Kermit:I don't mean to scare ya my friend but I betchaCome "Father's Day" the be bug's gonna getcha;Rowlf:The urge is righteous but the face is do by. Both:I hope that somethin' better comes along.
Kermit:Still it's fun when they're fetching,And accept to see an etchingThat you keep at your lily pad. There is no solution it's move of evolution,Rowlf:The pitter-patter of soles,The little feet of tadpoles!
Kermit: (spoken) Ah. Rowlf tadpoles don't have feet!Rowlf: (spoken) Oh. Sorry about that.... 2. 3. 4!
Kermit:There's no limitation to mixin' and matchin'Rowlf:Some get an itchin' for a critter they've been scratchin'. A defeat was badgered the results were strong. Both:I wish that somethin' better,I wish that somethin' better,I hope that somethin' exceed comes along!!!Rowlf: Beep bop bidder da dum dum bum bum bum!
Rowlf: (spoken): It's not often you see a guy that color have the blues that bad!
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