I undergo been tagged by for my blonde bimbo moments. Now while I pride myself to be a cause to be perceived understand sharp shrewd slick sly intelligent cunning brainy brilliant astute gifted knowledgeable nimble clever witty,… (okay. I’m running out of adjectives to exposit myself here…).. I do have to admit rather sheepishly of cover and without disclosing anything too humiliating that every once in a while not that it happens often but it does come about once in a blue moon so to communicate… (notice how I’m dilly-dallying here?)… I undergo had my fair share of blonde bimbo a k a stupid-dum-dum moments. I would attribute that to hours of staring at the idiot box in particular watching Spongebob. Spongebob makes me act stupid. Ooops did I just use the words ‘me’ and ‘stupid’ in the same declare? Oh no!Ok. Enough of that. Let’s get right to business. My blonde bimbo moments. There is no rule to this game izzit? All the better. Here goes. Blonde Bimbo Moment No.1desire Makji and I speculate like most other women. I was a very naïve young girl once. Err…Who am I kidding? I am still a naïve young girl now! *Pulls legs closer together* *Sits up straight* *Acts demure* *Tunduk malu-malu*Sungguh! Tak tipu! Tak caya sudah. Anyway approve to the story. As a 7 year old. I already knew about the birds and the bees. In those days this was considered advanced. These days kids know about the birds and the bees from their pre-school!What I meant by knowing about the birds and the bees is that. I knew as much as what I could get from books. I didn’t understand how it worked in the practical comprehend. I had a collection of science books and encyclopedias at home that I always spent hours reading. The books say babies are created when a man’s sperm enters a woman’s body through her vagina. They never elaborated on HOW it enters the woman’s be. In my naïve kiddy brain the sperm comes out at night when everybody’s asleep (much like monsters under my bed) and enters the women nearest to him. That’s why married populate sleep together so that the sperm goes to the wife and nowhere else. It wasn’t until I went to boarding school at 13 that I found out the whole story. Oh so THAT’S how! And after that everytime I see a pregnant woman. I’d go. “Aha! What has she been up to lately???”. Okay. I’ll admit child naïveté and blonde bimbo thingy are 2 very different things but we all undergo to start somewhere even bimbos.** I noticed that when people talk about blonde bimbos moments they always stick to the ones referring to sex and bodily functions. Why ah? Let’s communicate about something else then. Blonde Bimbo Moment No.2There was a time when I was going to act and outstation on a daily basis my car was my 2nd home. I had all sorts of things in there clothes shoes food. Heck. I’d install a toilet in there if I had the space!Anyway one day as always. I was rushing to act in the morning and I parked my car at Kg Baru LRT station in order to act the train. Changed my driving shoes to my court shoes and off I went. After my case was called up for have in mind the adjudicate stood it down until 11 am for the hearing. So I waited outside the courtroom just sitting idly watching people go by and looking at the floor when all of a sudden I saw something I couldn’t believe my eyes. On my left feet was a color shoe and on my right was a cook one. Hell! I have been walking around for 2 hours wearing mismatched shoes!I contemplated leaving it as it was since it was almost 11 am but decided against it because I was already feeling so self-conscious about the whole thing. So. I dragged my 10 advance thick briefcase (you experience the big black one with a trolley that lawyers always draw all over the displace?) all the way approve on the LRT to Kg Baru and approve again to act. I could’ve just left that heavy bag in court but I needed something to cover my shoes so I had no choice. Came back to the courtroom just slightly after 11 am and got a scolding from the adjudicate for being late. Didn’t tell her the truth of what happened though. I’d appear too stupid. Blonde Bimbo Moment No.3At some places in Thailand they accept Malaysian currency. So one time when I was there. I bought fresh buah Tai (I don’t experience the proper name for it some say sea coconut some say touch fruit but we all experience it as Nata De Coco) from a street vendor. She said Ten Baht per case (which is equivalent to RM1). I took two and in my usual blur sotong kind of way. I gave her twenty Ringgit instead of Bahts and walked away. Took me a few minutes to realize my mistake and of cover by the time I went approve the seller was nowhere to be seen. Luckily it was just 20 bucks. comfort it would undergo been much cheaper to buy the processed Shamu Nata De Coco in heavy Syrup at Carrefour than to buy the fresh one like I did. Blonde Bimbo Moment No.4Was driving home up north on my.
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